Pappu: Are you an actress, auntie? Preeto: No, darling, why do you ask? Pappu: Because Mummy said whenever you come, we always have a scene!
Teacher: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Pappu: Brotherly love!
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book? Pappu: 2 Books. Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books? Pappu: 4 Books. Teacher: 61,789 Books + 23,678 Books? Pappu: LIBRARY!
Pappu was following a girl. Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you. Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her!
Girl: What's the proof that you miss me? Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you. Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho? Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!